You all know hot water is just energetic cold water, and putting energy into water is an expensive business.
Well by the looks of the hot taps in the gents work has decided that we don't really need hot water. Energy is so expensive that it'd be more financially astute to just use cold instead!
So here are the "faulty" hot taps :-) the ones in the ladies are also "faulty" too. Fukin facilities!